Seldom are presents given without strings
In such an age of litigous complaint;
Ergo, this page a brief disclaimer brings,
Wasting precious space for legal feint.

Herein this humble soul indemnifies
This college from responsibility
For anything which on these pages lies.
I must confess--I do this willingly:

For in their petty ploy to self-preserve
They forfeit any claim to what is mine.
The craven often get what they deserve:
They own the cask, but cannot taste the wine.

Thus to this page I proudly fix my name,
For infamy is better than no fame.