Name: Mummy, Yummy
Age: 4212*
Height: 4" (10 cm)
Weight: approx. 3 oz.
Eyes: Green
Hair: N/A
Donor? No (Organs removed)
Address: Sepulchre 15-A, Cheops, Upper Kingdom, Egypt
Current residence: Museum of Natural History, New York, NY
Occupation: Mummy

* Mummy's age was previously listed as 5212. It turns out that our team of archaeologists had actually unearthed one of Yummy Mummy's fake ID's, used to get into trendy Nile Valley clubs. We apologise for the error.

Likes...

Tanna leaves, 100% linen shrouds, Crossword puzzles, Eternal slumber

Leaky canopic jars, Nosy explorers, Perfidious Bas, The French, "Chunky-style" natron

Favorite...

Movie: The Mummy's Curse
TV Show: Mummies Alive!
Book: The Egyptian Book of the Dead (first edition)
Author: William S. Burroughs
Video: "Everybody," Backstreet Boys
Song Lyric: "Still keep it wrapped like a mummy." ("Still D.R.E.", Dr. Dre)
Hobbies: Dancing, Crosswords, Placing curses

More about the mummy!
Did you know...

• Yummy Mummy stars in a comic strip? 4000 years is a long time. He has to stay busy somehow!
• Mummy is a syndicated columnist?
• Yummy Mummy got his degree at Vassar College in Poughkeepsie, NY? That's a long way away from Egypt, but he liked it there--Vassar has its very own mummy! It's true! It slumbers beneath the Art Gallery, locked away from the public because it seemed to carry a terrible curse. And Yummy Mummy knows that cursed mummies are the best kind of mummies!
• Brown University has the only Egyptology Department in North America? Yummy Mummy is glad that some folks are still interested in ancient Egypt, but the less explorers, the better...
• That Yummy Mummy has seven different souls? That's six more than you or I have. That's a lot of souls to keep track of for a little mummy!

Good-night, Yummy Mummy! Sleep tight!

Yummy Mummy would like to thank The Tomb of the Chihuahua Pharoahs for the wonderful graphics. They will be spared his curse.